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| Again it has been awhile since I've posted; so first things first...My stomach is killing me; UGH!! I think that tuna was tainted.
Moving on; well I am still breathing & the world is still spinning. You can applaud now YAY!! Life has been super uneventful & I have been buying a lot. New games (CODW@W, Gears of War, Unreal Tournament 3), 4 new rings (I'm obsessed with buying myself rings); oooh & I bought a wireless headset for the 360. Yup I'm still a big geeky gamer =P.
Nothing really amazing has been going on; I did discover that British actors are way hotter. I finished the Twilight Saga so 14yr old girls can now STOP telling me how I should feel about it & the movie. Which if you've seen the movie I'm sure you will agree it was poorly written tho the actors did their best. Minus the minor actors; what the hell is up with the school "friends" *rolls eyes*.
*minor pause for self pity* OMFG!! my stomach; WHYYYY!?!?!?!?!
Turns out I'm not the only one who feels that Beyonce is over played & should just spare us all the pain of her singing.
Earlier today my mother & I had a discussion on the hootchies; erm excuse me I mean younger girls on Myspace. I wondered why 14yr old girls feel the need to fake their age & show the world their bikini line via the interweb?? I mean I don't quite understand the basis for bra & panty shots in general. Hey maybe i'm just a fat jealous bitch but seriously what are you trying to show the world by doing that ?? I mean if it's that you're a future stripper in the making than okay; but what if some of you girls are planning on having serious careers & your tittie shots on myspace come back & bite you on the ass?? Something to think about eh.
Recently I found out that guys are mean to you if the have a small penis...Okay that's a bit mean of me; but I'm sure this person doesn't read my blog & if they do then they should know that is the hugest mistake to assume. All men think their penises are big regardless of it's actual size. Oh & please small or big is no excuse to be mea. "RAWR!! I HATE YOU ALL:" ---Oh it's okay guys he's just mean cause his penis is small. NEGATIVE YO!! A guy is mean to you cause a.) he doesn't like you & is an ass b.) umm yeah he doesn't like you. From the bottom of my heart; from someone who has had a unhealthy obsession (mind you he was really mine @ one point & we were engaged) move on honey. He's no good for you & no amount of saying you were meant for each other will change that. I am a firm believer in "if it's meant to be it will be" however in the mean time I'm living my life for me & not for a unclear possibility. <3
New, short subject...HELLO!! did you say 14 kids??? What the hell is wrong with you? I love kids too but I am not about to go giving birth to way more kids than I can afford to feed. What; you said you don't have a job??? Umm ok; enough said. Look lady; I have 3 cats & struggle to feed them, for the life of me I can't figure out what would posess someone to have 14kids other than selfishness.
The end I'm done. I know you are very glad that you took the time to read my rambling =)
Now go eat a cupcake & think of me. NO not in that way you sick freak.
P.S does anyone know if GG will be on Monday? I didn't see previews at the end of the show.
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| Dammit; I still love him. Not just love as in "you'll always love your 1st love" but as in shit I am still in love.
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| o obviously for a lot of us it is winter time. Winter = coats & a lot of those coats = ugly bulky things. I know because I use to have to wear those ugly bulky suckers in order to stay warm. This year I refused to give in; I absolutely abhor those puff jackets. If you have any kind of meat on your bones it freakin makes you look like the State Puff Marshmallow Man. So seeing as I refused & I seriously needed a warm coat I took my time searching. I don't know about any of you but I buy most everything off of Ebay, saves time & money. Why go to a million stores when everything you need is at the tip of your fingers. This year I found the perfect coat. The coat I've been searching for my entire adult life. A Camel colored wool double breasted coat. It was sold a year ago at the Old Navy stores. Mine was worn maybe a couple times so it was in great condition (of course or I would have bought it)
This is similar to my coat but mines a tad darker So since I finally found my happily ever after coat I thought I'd share some coat ideas for those searching ladies out there.
 Checkers are big this year (very B.W)  Bright colors as well (B loves yellow)  Toggle buttons are hot  Nice color & nice length  I love how girlie this is  Plaids are mad hot this season as well (Forever 21)  (forever 21)  I prefer grey over red (Forever 21)  Love this; reminds me of Hello Kitty (Forever 21)  Capelets I kinda like them (Forever 21)  My favorite (Old Navy)  More of a rain coat than a coat but it would work This is a great time to purchase a winter coat. A lot of stores have coats on sale after Christmas; even tho winter just started. I have many more coats to show but everything is in folders by store; I just wanted to share a handful. Forever 21 has many adorable coats at affordable prices, Lulu's, Charolette Russe and don't forget Old Navy. For the ladies who have curves & a large is a bit small there are stores for us as well. Old Navy has a nice selection of coats, Lane Bryant occasionally can be counted on, American Eagle even has a few things for the curvy figure. I just want to say that just because you aren't a tiny lil thing doesn't mean you can't dress the way you want. I might not suggest wearing skin tight items & belly tops but you can still dress to the nines.
Don't forget to accessories ladies, jewelry & purses are our friends.
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| Dear ex b/f invading my dreams is unacceptable. I will not tolerate this anymore; I ban you permanently.
I would like to write something totally impressive right now but I got nothing. I would like to rant a moment about Beyonce. Can someone please explain to me why this woman is still singing? Seriously "if i were a boy"??? I mean this song is just stupid. "if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"...no I obviously didn't like it or I would have put a ring on it right? Tho I have to admit the music to that song is pretty catchy...I like to dance around to it while cleaning my kitchen & pretending I am bootylicious (You are so jealous right now). Her lyrics (whether she writes them or someone else does) are ummm...hmm how to put this; a mummble of BS.
My next rant is toward the lady who was on some entertainment news show. She told me that I should basically change myself to "get a man". I DON'T THINK SO...she says "Sarah you must wear heels cause guys will love you...they don't like those ugly ballet flats you wear" If a man will love me ONLY because I wear back breaking, ankle snapping heels then he can find a new barbie doll to play with. Then she says "smell like vanilla; they love it...makes them think of baking." uh hello I wear whatever scent I want because I LIKE IT! If any guy requires me to change who I basically am to get him to propose to me then he really isn't worth it nor could he possibly love ME for ME. Lady you are stupid.
Last thing...Dear males, you are not the only ones who can play video games & be good at them. Please stop whining when you find out a girl kicked your butt...& please don't send said girl a message asking if she's hot...Are you seriously that desperate. You go play with your "joystick" & I'll play with mine (controller; I had to clarify since my b/f thinks that me having a joystick sounds wrong. I think he is just male & mildy retarded due to that fact.)
On a seperate note GG was freakin awesome Monday. Chuck & Blair are so a guilty pleasure. C&B = Love. I also finally decided I will read Twilight. I want to form my own opinion about the book without 5,000 teenager girls telling me what I should think. The movie def. did not support my choice. It was awful, kinda like a car crash that you can't turn away from. Those poor poor actors. Who ever wrote the screenplay should be punished for the butchering...but then I'm just now starting to read the book it could have been equally as bad.
okay I'm off to play meaningless video games & laugh at my b/f's sarcasm.
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